I am
a Father
Jack Alexander
Collapse of the Wave Function
Douglas Hofstadter
Digital Currency
Krusader
William S. Burroughs
TextMate
driven by Reason
Net Present Value
Theory of Everything
Currencies
confused and horrified by Adolf Hitler
Time Travel
Frederic Bastiat
Ubuntu
Hablo Español
Synthetic Derivatives
Tao Te Ching
Cryptology
Subjective Value Theory
(The Best Job in the Whole World)
Web Programmer
Writer
Erwin Schrödinger
very good with Photoshop
Deontology
Galileo Galilei
Real Estate
Murray Rothbard
Algorithmic Hashing
unconditionally and utterly devoted to Lizzie
Alexi Murdoch
anxiously awaiting The New Republic of Texas
Paco Ahlgren
Werner Heisenberg
Quantum Entanglement
Red Hat
Black-Scholes
PacoAhlgren.com/bottomviolation
Apache
Alan Watts
Husker Du
Privatization
Jose Gonzalez
Accounts Receivable
jQuery
perpetually pursuing Spirituality
Why?
Erik Satie
Microsoft
Nuclear Physics
Monkeese
in deep admiration of Richard Dawkins
MAMP
a slave to Mathematics
Web Developer
Douglas Cole
revolted by Joseph Stalin
Financial Analyst
angry with Alexander Hamilton
SQL
Monte Carlo Simulation
Hunter S. Thompson
iOS
consumed by Quantum Mechanics
Value Investing
(Who's the Most Beautiful Thing in the Universe?)
Solaris
Systems Administrator
Discounted Free Cash Flow
Bad Brains
humbled by Lao Tse
Excel Programmer
envious of Gibby Haynes
confused by Noam Chomsky
Code Igniter
Statistics
sort of Warren Buffett
Larry Flynt
Trance
Higgs Boson
Android
Epistemology
Papa
NotePad ++
the author of DISCIPLINE
Niels Bohr
The Cato Institute
Jefferson Stone
The Ultraviolet Catastrophe
terrified of John Rawls
LAMP
Pierre-Joseph Proudhon
Flash
Commodities
Austrian Economist
in awe of and lost without Jennifer
looking forward to meeting Johnny Depp
Tom Waits
Zend
perplexed by Isaac Newton
Bitcoin
Chuang Tse
NetBeans
Howard Stern
Adobe Creative Suite
on my knees before Sir Karl Popper
Author
rooting for Ron Paul
not terribly consistent with my blog
in awe of Leonardo
adept at JavaScript
Thomas Kuhn
soothed by Sufjan Stevens
Accounts Payable
Macintosh
Science
somewhat skeptical of String Theory
Fuss
exceedingly grateful to AA
very good with Encryption
The John Galt
F.A. Hayek
jEdit
(Fuck the Box)
Futures
René Descartes
living with Ayn Rand
Aptana Studio
heartened by Jim Rogers
Chess
sickened by Mikhail Bakunin
saddened by Pol Pot
intimate with XHTML
Satoshi Nakamoto
Scientist
Eastern Mysticism
Cryptography
Bluefish
humored by H.L. Mencken
(I See the Moon)
having a wonderful laugh with The Satan
Gimp
Siddhartha
Subatomic Particles
Dreamweaver
Musician
Carl Jung
CFA
driven by Philosophies of Science and Spirituality
The Cato Institute
Illustrator
inspired by David Ramsay Steele
SAP
Pixies
CSS
Addiction
fascinated by Albert Einstein
not a big fan of Jesus Christ
Digital Currency
a fan of Peter Schiff
Web Designer
PHP
Goblins
The Ass Frito
Max Planck
Charlie Munger
The Mises Institute
Oracle
Cello
deeply respectful of David Bohm
well-versed at Poker
enveloped with Critical Rationalism
WAMP
Options
Algorithmic Salting
David Friedman
Portfolio
Send an Email
(I Love You the Most Plus Infinity Plus 16)
Buddhism
Cross-browser Compatibility
giving away $10,000 to the solver of Malm Tium Tium
Philip Fisher
embarrassed for Paul Krugman
Wave Mechanics
The Bentley Tock
Metaphysics
really hearting Linux
Crystal Reports
affected immensely by Ludwig von Mises
Mark Kozalek
Game Theory
Defiant of and repelled by Christianity
Economics
PHPMyAdmin
most certainly not John Maynard Keynes
DesignOriginate.com
TMBTITU
Coda
Nicolaus Copernicus
a devout follower of Thomas Jefferson
Modified Internal Rate of Return
David Boaz
Relativity
UNIX
(Love of my life❤)
(Available wherever books are sold)
(Yes. I can do that.)