Mar

6

Birth Control is Murder.


I just saw a commercial for something called Yaz. It was birth control. And every girl in it was muy hot.

It’s clear to me that these birth control companies are just trying to get men to start taking birth control. They obviously want men to think if they take birth control, they’ll attract hot women who play tennis and hail taxis and look real good going up the stairs. Plus they want men to think they won’t get acne if they take birth control.

I’m not fooled. This is disgusting. I know that if I get pregnant I’ll get acne and I won’t be able to play tennis. I’m going to call Ralph Nader. Right now.


                        

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    Thanks to April J., Eric K., Ludwig P, Jeannie S., Adrian B., Seth G., Deborah M., Francisco P., Oscar P., Lucinda K., Celia M., Paul R., Mick T., Ruben N., Lisa S., Tamara V. for buying DISCIPLINE. The support is MUCH appreciated!

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