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U.S. Treasuries Are Officially Safer than Housing and Oil and Procreation: VIDEO
Paco Ahlgren | Feb 13, 2010 | 3 Comments |
Dear Mr. Robert Kessler. Apparently you are high.
I submit to you, Sir: Treasuries are not safe. And because I question your judgment and your well-being, I’m going to offer this list of other things that are not safe:
- Ford Pintos.
- Cyanide.
- Veering into oncoming traffic.
- Thalidomide.
- Untreated syphilis.
- Getting killed.
- Base jumping.
- Getting in a helicopter with Benjamin Bernanke.
- Stretching your face grotesquely (might stay that way permanently).
- Unprotected sex.
- Smoking the crack.
- Being Saddam Hussein.
- Listening to John Maynard Keynes.
- Not listening to me.
- Being in the same room with Paul Krugman.
- Having the last name “Kennedy.”
- Drinking too much and vomiting on your father-in-law.
- BEING LONG U.S. TREASURIES.
- Electing anyone named “Johnson,” “Nixon,” “Carter,” “Reagan,” “Bush,” “Clinton,” “[Gore],” “Bush,” “Barack,” or “Obama.”
- Electing any of the people before them. Except Thomas Jefferson.
- Eating little red berries off the bush in your back yard.
Enjoy this video if you can:
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Disclosures: Paco is long TBT, UCO, and gold. He also holds U.S. dollars by necessity, pending the advent of private gold-backed currencies.
You can buy his novel Discipline wherever books are sold.
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dude, the video says “private” and doesn't let me watch it.
All fixed. Sorry about that.
Milk just came out of my nose.