Feb

8

I’m Like a Cross Between Spiderman and the Hedgehog. Only Broke.


I’m thinking about joining the WWWF. I’m pretty svelte, and all that, but I’m not making any money as a male whore, so I’m thinking that since I’m getting older and I’m broke I should probably join the WWRF.

Here’s the thing, though. I don’t really know any rassling moves. I mean I know the full-nelson, because I used to date I guy named “Fat Ricky N” and when we would get all jiggidy, he would put the nelson on me until I said, “You’re my Sweet Uncle Flip Wilson.” (I don’t know why he made me say that). Sometimes it was hard to say because I couldn’t breathe and my aardvark hurt pretty bad. He also showed me something called the “anchor pump,” and the “sneaky little pimp,” but I don’t think those were rassling moves. I can’t say why.

Anyway, if you can help, that would be great. Thanks.


                        

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