Mar

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The Jesus Tag


I think it’s cool how you can use the Lord’s son’s name as an XHTML tag. Check this out.

I just saw this guy running naked down the street. Then this woman came running after him with a rifle. Then she stopped and fired a load of salt in his ass. That’s a weird thing to see in this neighborhood.

People think XHTML is a new invention, but it has actually been around for thousands of years. I saw a show the other day on the History Channel that said if you take XHTML code from the internet and put it in a spreadsheet, and then stare at it for ten minutes, you can see predictions like, “Kennedy and Lincoln’s secretary die in Dallas when several Mayans blow up the World Trade Center and then Nostradamus has sex with Hitler and Stalin at the same time and Pol Pot kills everyone in Asia and then a man dressed in blue sends fire on the United States in 2012.”

XHTML is so cool.


                        

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    $10,000 is still up for grabs. See details...

    5/2 -- "Night, kiss, kiss - possible alternative spelling of Indonesian"

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    Thanks for the Support!
    4/1/2010 9:43

    Thanks to April J., Eric K., Ludwig P, Jeannie S., Adrian B., Seth G., Deborah M., Francisco P., Oscar P., Lucinda K., Celia M., Paul R., Mick T., Ruben N., Lisa S., Tamara V. for buying DISCIPLINE. The support is MUCH appreciated!

    What Really Matters?
    3/30/2010 4:30

    I’d rather spend 103 years dodging life’s unexpected tragedies than win the lottery.

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    3/30/2010 2:33

    Thanks to Greg C, Trevor, Pablo E, Amer, Kurt T, Sasha S., Phillip S., Bernie J., Shea G, Talia M., Victor M. and the entire book club yesterday (great conversation!) I appreciate the support! http://www.disciplinebook.com/buy-discipline/

    Being Away from TMBTITU
    3/13/2010 6:15

    Gave TMBTITU up for almost two weeks for spring break. This is the quintessential Einsteinian time dilation; I must be close to the speed of light, because the next 12 days are going to seem like 12 years. I hope she’ll be okay…

    THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE UNIVERSE
    3/12/2010 11:29

    Tonight TMBTITU fell asleep on my chest. No television. No books. Nothing. I just sat there and let it soak into my bones, because I know it won’t last forever. She is truly the most important thing that has ever happened to me. By a very wide margin.